a story to tell :'((

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

buailajuLAJU

bak kata kawan sehingusan aku,
"dalam banyak banyak kawan, kau mulut paling laju"
timbulnya persoalan.
tiba tiba terasa nak melenting.
ops! adoiii, maaf. terlaju lagi -.-"
nasib kau da terbiasa
tahu selok belok nak handle paddle
sesungguhnya,
aku tak berniat nak lukakan hati sesiapa
tapi hand-break mahupun leg-break apatah lagi mouth-break aku
da lama ta tuka break-pad dia
ta cukup makan katanya.
duit poket cukup cukup untuk aku isi perot yang membesar bak juara nih

kau nih menyakitkan hati betul lah
pantang nenek kebaya aku orang pandang slack golongan atasan aku
perlu aku ulang ke?
kalau rase ta puas hati dengan aku atau golongan atasan aku,
kau boleh tukar gear reverse kasi tekan minyak lajulaju
aku, mahupun mereka takde ruang kosong untuk kau menyemak
atau mencemarkan otak kami dengan virus muka busuk kau
silalah, BER-GERRR! (maksudnya, bergerak.in case if u dnt know)

kau marah aku sebab aku begini.
bukan ke kau kate kau terima aku seadanya?
ta perlu diubah
apsal benda buruk jep kau tolak tepi
benda hina jep kau pandang rendah
kau sempurna sangat ke?
tapernah ada yang sempurna dalam dunia nyata nih
sedar, okeh?

motivasi dan semangat impak maksima yang disuntik
membuat aku membara bara nak panjat eiffel tower
terima kasih, daun kari
lain kali aku cari kau lagi, HAHA sayang kau lah bloody-rakan :)
jatuh terjelopok, bangun buat muka clear.
kau gelak KUATKUAT.
sekian

"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters."
- Audrey Hepburn

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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amy.437 said...

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