a story to tell :'((

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

DRIVE.to.hell

aku nyaris nyaris hilang nyawe
bukan seorang mahupon due
tapi tige nyawe dlm kereta
kereta tokio akulah pemandunye

macam si*l macam cil*ke
maen redah keluar saje
ingat ini jalan bapak kau yg punye?
kereta besar aku pedulik ape!

kereta aku kancil sahaje
selit menyelit aku mmg pakar orgnye
ilmu didada menjadi pelita
dari kl dibawe ke mane mane

nasib baek aku ta speed membab* bute
kalau tidak naye ktorang sume
pegi hospital m'hantar member
balek balek ktorg yg kene

amik lesen ta penah belajar ke?
jalan tu jalan aku la gile!!
kau patut tau bile masenye
nak gune minyak atau break kerete!!

aku ingat kau na minx maaf ke ape
angkat tgn pon ta susa mane
ko boleh senyum ta buat pape
mmg naik darah akula jawapnye

empat jejake muke hensem, akal ta gune
amek kau berkali kali aku f*ck off korg sume
na pggil aku pmpan ta gune?
ahhh kau!! lagi ta gune!!

kepade pemandu kereta besar seluruh negare
kau bukan besar mane
setakat besar kepale na tunjuk hebat sini sane
baek ko sumbat kerete dlm kubur drive smpai nerake

.stupid.

5 comments:

FA said...

LOL .
betul2
patut amek no plat bas tu amy
kita report hahaha

amy.437 said...

haha.ain, tu siang punye cite.nii mlm esoknye! mmg sipi jep na langga.kereta tu sgtttt bongok!hish

FA said...

aiyaa . bape byk mau accident laa hahaha .

amy.437 said...

blame the carsssss.haha :DD

deana said...

hahaha..
laughing is the only thing i can
do right now la my dear..

laen kali ko kejar la balek...
ko kn suke an..
lagi2 maen 'cucuk angin'
asl ta tunjk 'girls power'?
=P

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