a story to tell :'((

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Monday, April 26, 2010

bite.bite.BITE!


tadi amy ngan puteri sarah zainal abidin pergi laa jalan jalan cari makan.lapaa~dari semalam dy mintak twisties cheese besaaa punyer.tp tp,tidak kesampaian hajatnye itu.pity her.sobsob.so,na tanaa.teman lah rakan seperjuangan ku ini mencari makanan ringan yg merosakkan pemikiran remaja2 zaman skrg nii.weh weh.na xm la ngek!makan laa yg berkhasiat sket.HAHA then then, sambil cari cari tu, tbe tbe teringat kat adamaya cerita slot akasia kat tv3 pkol6.30 na start nanty.adoiii~saket pale (sbb ikat rmbut ketat sangat kot.haa~) kami pergi alim jap.sbb na bli makanan berat pule.hehe then then,sampai la umaaa (bce ngan tone kanak2 riang melompat dapat eskim) pastu pastu,tgk lah cte adamaya yg agak geram gak lah ngan dany(ex maya). dala da kawen g ceraikan pulak isteri dy.padahal da ad 2org anak da.dy kawen ngan bini dy sbb harta kot.ciscis! perlu di f*** kan golongan2 seperti ini (sbb kawen atas dasar harta) gilossss*bak kate Lah Ganu.HAHA harta ta kemane pon.bole hilg cam2.kasih sayang tu penting :) berpanjangan~ c maya pon satu.bukan na cakap kat sein (hubby maya) yg c dany tu kacau kacau dy.adoii then then,tggu jeplaa episod seterusnya.esok!

mr c : weyh.jahat gle!
mrs c : mengape?
mr c : tls ap kt fb!
mrs c : apekah? kawen contract kawen pkse? HAHA
mr c : ha.yela.da pndi eah.hehe.
mrs c : laaa~ble msenye sy ad tnjuk kbdhn sy nii?da dy yg suh semalam.org tles uhh
mr c : haha.td mak perasan.mak cl.dy tnye.since ble?haha
mrs c : erk?mak awk?adoiii.awk ckp ap?
mr c : owg ckp men2 je.mak gelak je. (pheww.nervous2.haha) tp ayah la
trkjt.haha.mak soh stdy dlu.haha

memang lah gle.kte kn 'kawen pakse' pon lagi pon.adoiii~adek adek stdy rajen rajen kayh.akak akak na basuh baju jap.HAHA duhhh.


p/s : sbnanye na cte pasal laen.pasal iklan skang nii byk yg m'symbol kn sex.adoiii.pasal makanan ringan yg bukan puteri sarah zainal abidin na carii sangat tuh,dengan kate laen 'L' bukan nme sbenar pon bole jadi ke arah 'itu'.haih.bahaye da skang 'budak2 yg kene study' nii menonton televisyen.HAHA pesanan ini tiade kene mengena ngan watak2 di cerita atas.kot.HAHA


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