a story to tell :'((

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Friday, April 30, 2010

CRAYONygdimakan!

pade suatu ketika, seorang rakan yg sangat concern akan bestfriend dy pon bertanye;
"beb, knape ngan kete ko?td aq tngah ym ngan umi aq laa..bz..sorii"

lalu rakan karibnye pn menjawap pertanyaan bestfriend dy itu kembali;
"no plat hilg dol! yg depan pulak 2.adoii.ko tnyekan hubby ko law kene tahan bape kene && law na wat baru bpe kedai charge?"

[slot m'beri komen && umpatan serta persoalan]

pari pari :
erh?ade ke pegi tnye kalau kene saman bape kene.nak sangat kene saman ke cik puterii oi!haha.then then, cane laaa no plat you bole hilg nii? depan sahaja pulak tuu.
(berdekahkahkah ;DD)


kuda belang :
itulah kn cik pari pari oi, dengar cerita cik puterii kte sorg nih pegii racing (ilham dari cik ismi).tp dalam interview baru baru nih.dy mengatekan pagi tu ade lagi no plat tersebut.masalahnye sekarang nih, siape yg telah m'curi no plat kete tokio nye itu?

pari pari
:
itu yg kte nak tau tu! sama ade org mencuri pergi bomoh no plat tersebut dengan m'buatkan ia sebagai tuah di kedai burung kakak tua yg berwarna hijau lengkap bertali leher merah, atau penyakit PHD (perasaan hasad dengki *coretan dr cik feeratito) yg makin berleluase di kalangan masayarakat kte skrg nih?

kuda belang
:
baeklah. kami akan siasat perkara tersebut dgn lebih terperinci lagi.kte teruskan dengan al-kisah tuanputerii dulu.camera roll,ACTION!

selang beberapa minute selepas bertanye kepade hubby nye, rakannye kembali respond;
"kalau buat murah jer, tp kalau kena tahan tak tau ler.bole tahan jugak ler"


tbe tbe terase bergegar seketika pandan terrace apartment di cheras ini, lalu rakannye berkate;
"aduh!masak.aq na bergerak susa dol.bru igt na ajak dyorg g ali b.lapa uh.ta mkn lagi one whole dae nih.terase na mam aym tandoori pule.huwaaa :'(( "


lalu rakannye memberi cadangan laen;
"tanjung lepas? alah, ko tulis guna marker kat satu paper.hahahaha"


sambil dibalas rakannye;
"haha.otakaw.aq lapa der.kat sini ta syok oh!asek alim jep.lauk tu jugak.tade option laen dah.ko katne neh?"


[sambungan slot kembali menjelma]

pari pari :
amek ko! kene sekali otakaw.haha.brutal (ungkapan dr cik sheerapisah) sungguh tuanputerii kte sorg nih.tak begitu cik kuda belang?

kuda belang :
haha.sedar tape.semakin hari semakin hilang adat istiadat hasil peninggalan nenek moyang nye dulu.tuanputerii kte nih dulu seorg yg sangat manje dan susa utk berkate kate kesat.alkisahnye dulu, ayahande mereka akan memberi hadiah eksklusif tamparan istimewa kepade putera puterinye.tp kini dy semakin berani utk meluahkan isi hatinye dengan selambe rock nye.

pari pari :
itulah yg m'buktikan keberkesanan pengaruh rakan sebaya dalam cls BEL126 dulu.

kuda belang :
eh eh, silap tu cik pari pari.rakan bukan penyebab utama katenye.hal ini demikian kerana, bagi tuanputerii kte nii rakan rakan itu adalah keluarga baginye.keluarga itu priority pule.jadi, kalau menyalahkan rakan rakan sama seperti menyalahkan keluarga.hish! jgn meletakkan kesalahan pde org laen.salahkan saje tuanputerii kte nih.haha

pari pari :
betul betul betul ;) okeh okeh.berbalik pade cerita, ad ke rakan karib dy suruh tulis gune marker kt kertas?kertas kn puteh.no plat kalew hitam? terbalek da tu sayang ;)) HAHA

kuda belang
:
haha.betul la tu kn cik pari pari.pakai liquid paper lah [bak kate Lah Ganu] haha.okeokeh. let the story begin ;DD ACTION!

rakan nye berkate kate;
"aq kt uma.japg bru gerak ke tanjung.jom uh.huhuhuhuhuhu"


then then, bergerak lah pergi ke tempat yg dituju.pas kenyang mam.tbe tbe terasa henset mak incik berbunyi :-

*tett tett (vibrate kt poket hubby nye)
adegan merebut rebut henset pon bermula.

  • msg 1 = formspring question : cane na test org tu syg kte ke tidak?haha
jawapan yg diberi;
  1. ko tnye kt aq ke? Haha.ckap beg duit hilang.satu hari ta makan.gatrik,migrain.kalau dy datang anta makanan.sayang la tu.heheh
  2. ermm,ta pon kua sorang2.cakap tngah ade prblem.kalau dy kata 'awk tgu situ, sy dtg skang' haaa,syg la tu..eheh..
  3. haa! ad lg satu.cakap kat dy 'awk,ade mamat ni minx cpl la' kalau dy tacink, sayang la tu...
adoiiii -.-" selepas seketika memikir kn nye.sambil hubby dy baling2 tisu ta pwas aty pnye pasal.sbb duk sbla2 na men msg msg.haha

  • msg 2 = formspring question : ko suka dy eh?eheh..
jawapan yg dibalas;

ko tnye aq ke neh?hahahahahahahaha.okelah aq jawap.cikgu aq ad cerita kt aq.Cikgu Apit nmenye :) cte dy cmnii.di dalam sebuah cls,cikgu nii bercerita tentang kasih sayang.then, anak murid dy bertanye."ckgu ckgu, cne kte na tau org tu sesuai ngan kte atau tidak?" cikgu dy pon menjawap, "okeh,awk pergi kat padang sekarang.jalan terus ke hadapan tanpa menoleh ke belakang walau sekali pon.carikan cikgu rumput yang PALING cantik". then,ank murid nii pon menurut perintah.pergi mencari.balek2 dy ta bwkk pape pon.ckgu dy b'tnye "kenape awk ta bwk ape ape?".ank murid tu pon jawap laa, "sbb tadi sy mmg da jumpe tempat tempat yg cantik cikgu.tapi,kan cikgu suruh sy cari yg PALING cantik.sy teruslah jepla cari ke depan.sampai kat hujung takde pulak yg cantik.sampai hujung sy ta jumpe.maybe ad kat blkg tadi.tp ckgu kate jangan menoleh ke belakang". maka cikgu tu pon berkate, "itulah jawapan bagi soalan awk tadi.bile kte da jumpe orang yg kte sayang.jangan sesekali pandang ke tempat laen.hargailah dy.yang lepas biarkan berlalu.yg depan kite jagelah sebaiknya.jangan kte cari yg lebih sempurna :)

[slot cik pari pari && kuda belang dtg kembali]

pari pari :
waah~hebat.duduk sebelah sebelah pon na kene msg ke?kaye sungguh mereka nii ye cik kude belang.

kuda belang :
ish.setahu sy la kan.duet MARA tuanputerii kte nii da tolak duet hutang, duet rumah, duet bersuka ria, topup, minyak kete plus na buat no plat baru dy lagi tu. emmm emm, da tade kot!

pari pari :
ohh, patut la pon lagi pon.tuanputerii kte nii baru msg sy nii haa.katenye celcom ke celcom muraa jep.ta smpai singgit pon msg dy malam tersebut.lame pulak tu ta jumpe rakan karibnye tu.saje na manje manje sket.bak kate cik Intan payung kte tu.menggedik tu perkara biase bg pmpn.pmpn nii ad watak ibarat ulat.suke terkemut kemut bila m'dpt makanan.

kuda belang
:
wahh~nmpknye cik Intan payung kte sorang nii suke memerhatikan ulat ye.agak detail di situ ketika melihat ulat diberi makanan.atau dy suka m'beri ulat makanan?itu yg kte nak tau tu!

pari pari :
haha :DD tape tape cik kuda belang nanti kte ketengahkan persoalan tersebut di formspring.me dy lah.sekarang kte berbalik kepade cerita cik tuanputerii kte sorang nii kembali. jadi disini,kte lihat mereka m'blas balas text sesama sendiri tentang kasih syg laa ye?

kuda belang :
nampaknye begitulah cik pari pari. mereka hendak mengenakan s'orang jejaka rasenye nii.

pari pari :
ish! kate kate agak kurang sopan di situ cik kuda belang oi.takot ade yg serong pemikirannye.pembetulan.m'test saje.

kuda belong
:
suruh dy pegi repair stereng lah kalau serong.bahaye tu.bg servis sekali tayar kereta yg da botak (ibarat kepala cik abe) tu.HAHA

pari pari :
bagus idea tu.dengar ceritanye lagi.balik jb kang baru nak servis ye tuan tuan && puan puan.

kuda belang :
harap harap tiada aral yg melintanglah.bukan ape cik pari pari oi. dengar nye lagi gosip pasal penghuni kondo pandan mewah nii suke kene mengenakan orang.masalahnye sekarang, takut cik tuanputerii kte nii jep yg terkena effect sampingan nye.

pari pari :
wah~cerita ape tu cik kuda belang?da macam pil kurgkan berat bdn yg dekat www.consumer7news.com tu jep.

kuda belang :
dengarnye lah.mereka suka maen chop chop s'sorg tersebut smbil meletakkan ganjaran yg masyukk (ikot gaye Lah Ganu ckp).kalau da dapat.sharing itu caring lah.alaa, mcm dalam cerita SYURGA CINTA laa ;DD

pari pari :
uish.hebat mereka nii.da cukup sempurna ke na mengenakan orang laen nii? (puitis dari cik Arin)

kuda belang :
betul betul betul.sy setuju sangat sangat.alah, biase la tu.budak baru nak naek (kate kate semangat ciptaan cik Dee)

pari pari :
ewm.baeklah kalau begitu.kte wait && c saje sambungan cerita mereka nii ye cik kude belang?

kuda belang :
nampaknye begitulaa.salam sejahtera dari kami, the CRAYONcrews.mamamia warne warni kehidupan yang perlu ditelan. (secebis anggapan dr cik jiaaa)

pari pari :
erk?pakah?HAHA korang ta paham?tape tape aq pon ta paham ngan kude belang nii.masuk air da. (seperti via kepala masuk air zizan giler) wasalam.

jadi lah kn sayang.konklusinye, ko rase2?haaa :DD (petikan ayat mr.C)

Monday, April 26, 2010

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/amytuanputerii

bite.bite.BITE!


tadi amy ngan puteri sarah zainal abidin pergi laa jalan jalan cari makan.lapaa~dari semalam dy mintak twisties cheese besaaa punyer.tp tp,tidak kesampaian hajatnye itu.pity her.sobsob.so,na tanaa.teman lah rakan seperjuangan ku ini mencari makanan ringan yg merosakkan pemikiran remaja2 zaman skrg nii.weh weh.na xm la ngek!makan laa yg berkhasiat sket.HAHA then then, sambil cari cari tu, tbe tbe teringat kat adamaya cerita slot akasia kat tv3 pkol6.30 na start nanty.adoiii~saket pale (sbb ikat rmbut ketat sangat kot.haa~) kami pergi alim jap.sbb na bli makanan berat pule.hehe then then,sampai la umaaa (bce ngan tone kanak2 riang melompat dapat eskim) pastu pastu,tgk lah cte adamaya yg agak geram gak lah ngan dany(ex maya). dala da kawen g ceraikan pulak isteri dy.padahal da ad 2org anak da.dy kawen ngan bini dy sbb harta kot.ciscis! perlu di f*** kan golongan2 seperti ini (sbb kawen atas dasar harta) gilossss*bak kate Lah Ganu.HAHA harta ta kemane pon.bole hilg cam2.kasih sayang tu penting :) berpanjangan~ c maya pon satu.bukan na cakap kat sein (hubby maya) yg c dany tu kacau kacau dy.adoii then then,tggu jeplaa episod seterusnya.esok!

mr c : weyh.jahat gle!
mrs c : mengape?
mr c : tls ap kt fb!
mrs c : apekah? kawen contract kawen pkse? HAHA
mr c : ha.yela.da pndi eah.hehe.
mrs c : laaa~ble msenye sy ad tnjuk kbdhn sy nii?da dy yg suh semalam.org tles uhh
mr c : haha.td mak perasan.mak cl.dy tnye.since ble?haha
mrs c : erk?mak awk?adoiii.awk ckp ap?
mr c : owg ckp men2 je.mak gelak je. (pheww.nervous2.haha) tp ayah la
trkjt.haha.mak soh stdy dlu.haha

memang lah gle.kte kn 'kawen pakse' pon lagi pon.adoiii~adek adek stdy rajen rajen kayh.akak akak na basuh baju jap.HAHA duhhh.


p/s : sbnanye na cte pasal laen.pasal iklan skang nii byk yg m'symbol kn sex.adoiii.pasal makanan ringan yg bukan puteri sarah zainal abidin na carii sangat tuh,dengan kate laen 'L' bukan nme sbenar pon bole jadi ke arah 'itu'.haih.bahaye da skang 'budak2 yg kene study' nii menonton televisyen.HAHA pesanan ini tiade kene mengena ngan watak2 di cerita atas.kot.HAHA


gambar hiasan ;)

Sunday, April 25, 2010

suarePELANGI

nothing had to do with the title act, huh.it just 'PELANGI' had already cme into my life this lately.or the 'DARK' thingy had gone from my life? ;)) nvr mind.it doesnt affect anything act, sigh. to be honest to all of you.yepp, i've already make a serious decision! nn dats final.i'll let him go.hopefully he could hv a great life with his ex.oh! his ex were very serious on their r/ship.babe, you should notice dat she's really INTO you.so, love her as much..hmm~nope nope.love her more than her love towards you.bole? ;) chaiyok2! (i like using this kawaii word dis lately.haa ;DD )

okeh, bck to the story of princess kichek nii.haa :DD i got this nickky from my 'hubby'. HAHA && act, he is not officially my sumone. cuz we only make this 'kawen kontrak' thingy just to hv fun!nn yup! it is fun :DD ppl like amazed yg sgt sgt.HAHA ape saje -.-" kene kawen pakse lah.rileks okeh ppl ;))

sy tersangat bosan skang nii.my hubby tngah study sbb esok dy ad xm.so, i dnt want to disturb him [well,act, i love to dsturb those yg ngah na focus on smething.tp tp, tade mood na kcaw pule.sbb td dy da suh tdo.kantoi uh law kcaw dy en en ;)) ] so,i bz-ing my time with these surveys.try it out bebeh!


Who was the last person-


1. Slept beside you:
nur zafirah sara binti ayub zambri


2. Saw you cry:
hsemate dfan :DD bengang pnye pasal.sigh


3. Made you cry:
majlis perwakilan pukimak(nickky dfan bg.haha)


4. Went to the movies with you:
awin fara b arep botak


5. You went to dinner with:
crew BOTB.haa


6. You talked on the phone:
husband sy ;DD


7. Said 'I love you to you and really meant it':
mamachenta ;)) ily more mom!


8. Broke your heart:
FY


9. Made you laugh:
mr.saccie


10. you thought about more than 3 times a day:
famili tercinta :DD




An Uncomfortable Survey


1. Longest relationship:
5years


2. Shortest relationship:
a day


3. How many people have you broken up with?
if officially, just 2 of it.bt if its about scandals.alots!


4. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
all of them -.-\" bt none can be trusted


5. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
always.every && each of them


6. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
yes.&& it still am hurt.sigh


7. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
yepp.in front of me.he\'s kneeing and apologse on his mistkes for not loving me anymore.


8. Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?:
all night long


9. Are you happy being single or in relationships?
both maybe.cuz,if am single, i cn flirtng wth anyone dat i wanted.HAHA &&if am in r/ship, i love to b pampered.chiaa ;DD


10. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
on my ex?emm.nope.he does.sigh


11. Have you ever been cheated on?
yee laaa.da pegii kt gal laen tu ap.duhh -.-\"


12. What is the most important PART of being in a relationship?
trust


13. What is the worst part of being in a relationship?
cheating


14. Worst relationship?
ntala.every r/ship hs its own +ve && -ve memories.


15. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yepyep.saket dol


16. Do you talk to any of your exes?
apparently.yes i do.sumtymes


17. If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?
no.i wont.cuz experience is the best teacher.plus,i\'ve already know dat he is a jerk.so,would i go bck to those jerks?nope.nevaa! ;))
































Finish The Sentence
I love...you.HAHA
Right now I want...to finish up these sentences
I feel like...going out && csaaa-ing
I hate it when...i hv to wait for ppl
I fear...\'polis terbang2\' aka cockroach
I'm lonely without...my friendzyyy
I need...an aircond rite now!
Today I...had married to mr.saccie.HAHA.kawen contract
Tomorrow I'm...going to study with miss ECO
I just...dnt know wut to write anymore -.-\" sigh
I want to meet...my sibs! && my parents! adoiii~cpt2laa abes xm
I'm hungry for...spaghetty marinara.nyummy ;DD
I love it when...i cn spend my money, shopping!haha.act,anythg dat cn mke me release tensy ;))
I'm afraid of...GOD
I'm listening to...nobody- wnder gals
I'm wearing...black shirt with my hot pants.ngee
I wish I was in...the situation dat i dream of
I want to get...A\'s for each of my subject!bole ta :DD
I can't...sleep ryte now
I'm nervous to...take my next pper dis weds.gosh!
My Mom thinks I'm...going to kill myself.haih -.-\" cuz i\'ve dne it once nn probably it would happen again
My Dad thinks I'm...pretty clumsy.HAHA.yess i am.ghee
I'm happy when...they mke me happy ;DD
I'm sad when...they mke me sad.haiyooo~
I'm disappointed that...he lied to everyone.shish
I wish I looked like...me! i love myself.alots!chiaaa :DD










































40 secrets.. except they arent secrets
Who was your last text from?mr.saccie
Where was your default picture taken?forever21, pavi
Whats your middle name?amelya
Whats on your mind?red dress.polkadot!HAHA
Does your crush/GIRLfriend/BOYfriend like you back?maybe.idk.ask them ;))
What is your current mood?blogging!chiaaa :DD
What is your moms name?faridah
What color shirt are you wearing?black
Are you close with your dad?yes.not-so-close.we\'re open!HAHA
If you could go back in TIME and change something, would you?nope.i wont.i like it this way :)
Have a crazy side?HAHA.he said it yes i do hv the CRAZY part in me ;)
Ever had a near death experience?hell-o.bwk keta mcm rempit.mstylaaa.HAHA
Something you do a lot?csaaa addict
Angry at anyone?yepp.definitely!HIM
Favorite Month?march
Name someone with the same birthday as you?athilia alina.ruhil\'s younger sista ;)
When was the last time you cried?last friday.bengang pnye pasal.huh!
If you could have one super power what would it be?mke someone love me&&ONLY me
Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?their crazy character dat attract me ;))
What do you usually order from Starbucks?choc chip or vanilla blended.sllrppp!
Favorite TV show(s)?adamaya :DD
Do you still watch kiddy movies?yesz!
What are you eating or drinking at the moment?am not act.da kol3 PAGI.okeh
Do you speak any other language?indon :DD
Whats your favorite smell?adidas meraaa
Describe your life in one word.extrabaganza
Have you ever kissed in the rain?nope.i wish to ;)
Ever kissed on the beach?wishing moree
What are you thinking about right now?kissing.HAHA
What should you be doing?sleeping
Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?pacik ke macik yg bwk kete lmbab na mati td.haih -.-\" org da saket prot da time tuh.cis!
What are you listening to?teruskanlah- agnes
Do you like working in the yard?erhh~tapena uh.tataw uhh
Do you ever want to get married? kids?yes! na na :DD
Do you act differently around the person you like?HAHA.rase2? ;))
What is your natural hair color?black.tp tp ad brownish sket ;)
Who was the last person to make you smile?mr.s
What is your favorite meal at your favorite fast food restaurant?mc cken.mcD
Do you cut out coupons?emm.depends.sumtymes ;)
Whats the wierdest thing under your bed?nenek kebaye.HAHA.hish!tkot aq na tgk bwh katil ad ap.

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