a story to tell :'((

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow
down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Friday, February 19, 2010

ceritaLIPAS && polis

ade ap masalah lipas nii? yepp, meh sy bgtaw ap masalah sy ngan lipas lipas nih.
dulu mase sy kecik kecik sy paling takot ngan menatang nih.bukan takot.actually, sy geli.since satu malam tu sy tdo uma pacik sy kat taman anggerik (rumah lame pak uteh)
ktorang tnga duduk tengok tv. tbe2 nmpak lah satu lipas nii maen terbang2. pastu dy hingap kat celah mne tah.ta perasan.so,masing masing wat tataw jepla kn. rupe rupenye dy maen2 kat celah2 ktorang yang rmai nii.mase time tu yg laen sume pkai yg berseluar. amy jep ta.amy rase la kn, lipas tu lipas jantan.gatal betol.tibe tibe amy rase cam ad bnde merayap kat kaki.then, kat peha.ap lagi.dengan pantas tgn ku menekup menatang alah (selalunye org ckp benda alah.hehe) yg merayap kat peha beta tu.cis cis, berani sungguh.da tekup tu tataw na buat ap.muka da cuak gile.nk lepaskn ta sanggup eden. kang maken jauh pulak dy mengembara.then, amy try bukak pelan2. tibe tibe! benda tu bergerak! argghh!! i menjerit lh dek oi~tak semena mena sy TERtekan.make dengan itu. arwah lh menatang tersebut di peha beta.iskisk~ amy trus lari masuk bilik air. mandi! sampai merah2 peha eden dok cuci jep kat situ. habes sudaa satu botol sabun mak uteh (minx mahap.hehe) bau dy ta menahan weyhh~lepas tu sy mmg geli same itu meatang.sampai ke laaa ney cek ta sukaa.pernah tuu sampai naik panjat2 meja.takut punye pasal.haha :DD nanges2 tau.dulu kememeh.sekarang ta (yke?).hee~

oke oke.sekarang cite pasal polis pulak.polis polis zaman sekarang nii macam macam perangai.paling byk sekarang nii.polis miang dan gatal (same mcm lipas kat atas.haha)
dulu pernah kena tahan ngan polis (byk kali jgk lh) bt everytime kena tahan tu bukannya kena saman pon.saje jep dy na menggatal.adoii~malas betul en.sampai kitorang && member2 laen sume da naek menyampah ngan polis polis nii.dala kadang kadang tu macam poyo poyo jep masing masing.mentang mentang ad kuase.tolong lh jangan salah guna kn kuasa.okay? tak suke polis punya pasal.sampai nmpak ap2 lampu kat highway pon nanti amy jerit polis.haha.nanti masing masing da cuak.haha :DD kelaka jep.oneday tu, amy nk pergi kedai.pastu, jalan punya jalan nmpak lipas terus lari sambil jerit "polis!!" hahahha.berdekah member2 amy dat time.rupe rupenye tersilap cakap.nk cakap lipas tersebut polis.hahaha.adoii~masalah.

and kenapa tibe tibe cite pasal lipas?sbb sy tbe2 ternampak lipas yg terbang kt depan cek nii tadi.masing masing lari lintang pukang masuk bilik.accept for my sis.relaks&& steady jep duduk depan tv.yang laen da lesap.hee ;)) begitulah cite kisah lipas dan cik amy tuanputerii.

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